How We Suffer For Our Kinks
The Deviant Nerd
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My boyfriend has a stocking fetish. And I want to indulge him, but I can only last about ten minutes in thigh-high stockings because they dig into the top of my legs rather painfully and that’s about as long as I can stand having them on. What do I do?
– Thick Chick
Pip: Hey Thick Chick,
So, first off, you are an awesome girlfriend for indulging your boyfriend’s fetish; I’m giving you the girlfriend of the week award! I hope he knows how lucky he is and I hope he’s indulging in a few of your fetishes too.
Unfortunately, I’m a beanpole—my problem is getting my thigh-highs past my knees—so I’m probably the worst person to answer your question. But I called up my beautifully buxom friend Hallie Hannings, owner of Bits ‘n’ Pieces lingerie boutique, and here’s what she told me:
“Hey there, Thick Chick, here’s my thick-thighed girl tip: Stretch them for about an hour before you wear them. Take a small pillow or—even better, a large, roundish stuffed animal—that’s a bit bigger than your thigh and put the stoking on it, with the band around the largest part of the thing. Leave it for at least an hour before you wear them (I usually do it overnight the night before). It should be easier to wear them for longer. Hope that helps!”
Best of luck!
– Pip, Your Resident Deviant Nerd
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