Thursday, August 15, 2013

Study Now Says More Sex, More Money

If you ever needed another reason to have more sex, a study done at the  Institute for the Study of Labor states that people who have sex at least four times a week make more money. Shouldn't this mean that I ought to be able to schedule noon-time nookie on the clock? You know, for productivity’s sake…

Friday, August 9, 2013

Thursday, August 8, 2013

Blew Myself

I just realized that "edit" and "diet" are anagrams.

Mind.

Blown.

So much of my life makes so much sense right now.

Is this the literary equivalent of seeing God?